BREAKING NEWS*:
Heidi's gonna be a real, live teacher at Springville Jr. High this fall! "It's a really scary thing," said Jones.
"But it's really comforting knowing you'll be the only teacher in the entire, brand new school building who has no windows and all brick in your classroom." (-Said nobody, ever.)
"These students are gonna learn 'em some good health if it kills them, which of course it won't."
(-Anonymous, mainly because it was such a dumb quote she didn't want her name in writing.)
"Eighth grade is really the best time of every adolescent's life." (- Replies a sad, strange little man who obviously knows nothing about puberty and reality.)
"School rocks! Especially my health class." (-Said every eighth grader at Springville Junior High in a future interview with them at the close of the school year.)
*This post does not completely represent accurate views of the author. Please read with appropriate discretion.

Haha loved this :) You're gonna be the best health teacher EVAAAAAA!
ReplyDeleteSo excited for you! Ditto what Becky said--BEST HEALTH TEACHER EVAAAAA. I think you should get started on a DIY skylight in your room. No big deal with the school being new and all! ;) Yay Mrs. Jones!
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